Fringe Science Fan T-Shirts

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The star hunters

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

A day at the transgenic races

"It's the dawn of a new era"