Alternative Science Fans T-Shirts

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Think Tank

Giant Monster in Bath

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Well, we got the grant."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Frankenstein egg.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'