Freudian Slip Aficionado Gifts

"Apparently men think about sex every five sex."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Id/Ego/Superego.

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Mister Oedipus.

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Post-psychoanalysis

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Super-ego Surveillance

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Psychologist Birthdays

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Cowboy Slippers

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'