Freudian Slip Fan Gifts

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"He's at that awkward age."

Biting Slippers.

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Tapped Tree

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

The Jung and the Restless.

Pink Freud

"Relax, at your age it’s quite common to be obsessed with breasts."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Time For This Odd House

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

A Very Freudian Slip

"I know this is only our first meeting, but when do I get to blame stuff on my mother?"

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

Freud head holding up couch.

"I don't know? It just seems to lack presence."

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

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