Freudian Slip Fan Gifts

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Biting Slippers.

"He's at that awkward age."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Tapped Tree

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

The Jung and the Restless.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

A Very Freudian Slip

"Relax, at your age it’s quite common to be obsessed with breasts."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."

"I know this is only our first meeting, but when do I get to blame stuff on my mother?"

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

Time For This Odd House

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Thank God it's Fry Day.

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

"I don't know? It just seems to lack presence."

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

Freud head holding up couch.

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

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Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.