Freudian Slip Aficionado Prints

"Apparently men think about sex every five sex."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Id/Ego/Superego.

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Post-psychoanalysis

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Super-ego Surveillance

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Cowboy Slippers

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."