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"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

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'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

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"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

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"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

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'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

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"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'Well done! This works much better.'

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'