Focus Ninjas Gifts

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Where your mind & battle are los

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"It helps me stay focused."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"This one is less distracting."

Ruff! Ruff!

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'