Four-legged Gratitude Gifts

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Your love gives me strength."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'We'll take it!'

Know your dog - The brain.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Australian Mobile Bar

Dog and man on couch

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Net Zero Superstitions

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Snake offering 'Free squeezes'.