Four-legged Gratitude Gifts

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Your love gives me strength."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'We'll take it!'

Know your dog - The brain.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Australian Mobile Bar

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'