Grateful Pet Parents Gifts

Thank You

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'We'll take it!'

The best relationships are silent.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Cat Romance

The Upholstery Consultant

Good Dog!

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'Bone appetit!'

Balding dog

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

"I bark, therefore I am."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

"I'm particularly proud of fetching that one."

The cat's gift.

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."