Pet Parent Pride Gifts

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Stop it! Hair on a veterinarian's suit is a sign of success!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'We'll take it!'

The best relationships are silent.

The Upholstery Consultant

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"And these are the twins, Buzz and Buzz-off."

I got a hundred in school today... 50 in history, and 50 in maths!

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

"This way, the humans get the message."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."