Foot Size Fanatic Gifts

'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Treble

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Social distance queue starts here

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Cutting Toenails.

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Mischievous Pets

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"Fake."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

Male and female shoes embracing.

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!