Foot Size Fanatic Pillows

'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Treble

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Social distance queue starts here

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Cutting Toenails.

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Mischievous Pets

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"Fake."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Male and female shoes embracing.

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'