Foodie With A Flair For Photography Gifts

'Can you suggest something that will photograph well for a Facebook posting?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'