Foodie Photographer Gifts

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

Artist and chiken

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

When seasons collide

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

Do you do portraits as well?

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

Food Photography

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

"This gnocchi with sage butter looks nothing like my friend's Instagram photo."

"No. I don't want to eat it. Just post it on social media."