Food Photography Aficionado Gifts

"When did constantly making pictures of food become a thing."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Thermidor Dali

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Avocado Timeline

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Snacks for Learners