Food Photography Fan Gifts

I have so many pictures of food on my phone, it doesn't ring, it belches.

"I'm posting it on my facebook page."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Avocado Timeline

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.