Food Photography Fanatic Gifts

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"If I photograph the food for my Instagram page do I still have to eat it as well?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

Food Photography

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

Stock photography

Rabbits on Pinterest

"This gnocchi with sage butter looks nothing like my friend's Instagram photo."

"No. I don't want to eat it. Just post it on social media."

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Aesthetic Pioneers

"I'm sure this Shabbos meal is delicious but how can I taste it if I can't take a photo and post it instantly online?"