Food Photography Aficionado Prints

"When did constantly making pictures of food become a thing."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Thermidor Dali

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."