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"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

Artist and chiken

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

When seasons collide

You still working on that?

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

Food Photography

Stock photography

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

Do you do portraits as well?