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"Is there something wrong with your food?"

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."

Counting ribs

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Avocado Timeline

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"More croutons, sir?"