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"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Avocado Timeline

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'