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"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Barbecue Fetch

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'It was very good.'

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

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