Food Photo Aficionado Pillows

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Barbecue Fetch

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'It was very good.'

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

I love Ann - I love chip butties

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.