Food Photo Fanatics Pillows

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Avocado Timeline

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

Food Photography

"This gnocchi with sage butter looks nothing like my friend's Instagram photo."

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"No. I don't want to eat it. Just post it on social media."

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

"If I photograph the food for my Instagram page do I still have to eat it as well?"