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"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

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"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

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"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

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"This gnocchi with sage butter looks nothing like my friend's Instagram photo."

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"No. I don't want to eat it. Just post it on social media."

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."