Food Photo Connoisseur T-Shirts

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Regular service or affected?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

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