Foodie Photog Pillows

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Artist and chiken

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

Food Photography

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

Do you do portraits as well?

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni