Foodie Monk Gifts

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Namasteak"

Holy Macaroni,

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Is it organic?'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"First, do no ham."

Computer literate Monk

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

Holy Pizza

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Grace.

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Monk on PC.

Monks haircutting with compasses

"I want to get away to it all."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Dot Om.

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

'IV!'

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.