Foodie Monk Mugs

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Namasteak"

'Is it organic?'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Holy Macaroni,

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"First, do no ham."

Computer literate Monk

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Gracebook.

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

Holy Pizza

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Grace.

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Monk on PC.

Monks haircutting with compasses

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"I want to get away to it all."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Dot Om.