Food Parody Appreciators Gifts

Danny's Family Values Restaurant

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Lesser known greek gods,

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Deliboys

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Cat eats date.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Beef Stew.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"Hallelujah!"

Stay at home food pyramid

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."