Funny Food Appreciators Gifts

Soup: Cream of Yesterday's Special.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Menu Dating

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Better Not Squash.

Cooking with Pierre

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'The hair in the soup provides fiber.'

"The reason your meringue is crushed is because I distinctly heard you tell me to 'Step on it'."

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."

Sick wife teaches husband to use can-opener

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

Winter lunch.

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

'Please, no - not the live fettucini!'

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."