Food Parody Appreciators Pillows

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Lesser known greek gods,

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Cat eats date.

Deliboys

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Beef Stew.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Preserved

Stay at home food pyramid

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"Hallelujah!"