Fly Ball Enthusiast Gifts

Spring ballpark errors.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

Great British Eccentrics.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

A Masked Ball

'How long did you try before calling?'

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'How are they biting?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Fishing without a license.

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'Your you is unzipped.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

Blue Upright

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Flight School.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'