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Spring ballpark errors.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

Great British Eccentrics.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

A Masked Ball

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'How long did you try before calling?'

'How are they biting?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Fishing without a license.

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Blue Upright

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Your you is unzipped.'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Flight School.

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"