Fitness Snark Gifts

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"I'm beached body ready."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

attorney at law

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'One cliff is as good as another.'

home fitness/fatness

Walk to School Machine

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Prescription Diet

His six pack must be all of six hundred-plus nowadays!

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

'I'd help you but I'm ergonomically challenged.'