Fitness Snark Prints

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

Keep Fit.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"I'm beached body ready."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

attorney at law

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'One cliff is as good as another.'

home fitness/fatness

Walk to School Machine

Prescription Diet

His six pack must be all of six hundred-plus nowadays!

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

'I'd help you but I'm ergonomically challenged.'

Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet.