Ferret Fanatics Gifts

"To hell with the company's cloud strategy! As a shareholder, I want to know the company's stand on the endangered black-footed ferret."

Stoat

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Family with pets.

"A little help, please."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Be kind"

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"You've already been for a walk."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."