Ferret Fanatics Pillows

"To hell with the company's cloud strategy! As a shareholder, I want to know the company's stand on the endangered black-footed ferret."

Stoat

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Be kind"

"A little help, please."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Family with pets.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"You've already been for a walk."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...