Ferret Fanatic Gifts

'Hey, Mom - I hope you're sitting down, because you just got another grandferret!'

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Face painting.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Cat in a flap

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman escapes with cats.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"