Ferret Fan Gifts

Captain Pointy No.51 - Outstayed welcome

The Tooth Ferret

'Well, to be honest, we didn't want you bothering us.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I love you too, big guy."

Head over Hooves

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Wolf Karaoke

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

"Have you tried biting him?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'