Ferret Fan Gifts

Captain Pointy No.51 - Outstayed welcome

The Tooth Ferret

'Well, to be honest, we didn't want you bothering us.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Head over Hooves

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Wolf Karaoke

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Puppy.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."