Fermented Grape Philosopher Gifts

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Avocado Timeline

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

The Cactus Reader

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Saguaro Cacti.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

New Belief Systems

Scariest Tactics

Banana Midlife Crisis

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"