Farm Savior Gifts

"Help! Ah, like now..."

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Woman escapes with cats.

Insect extinction

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"That's it, I've lost all respect for the farm dog: I caught him rolling around in our manure!"

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Shepherd

A solar powered cow.

Cow

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'Success has changed you.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"