Cereal Savior Gifts

While you were out I switched energy suppliers,dear.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Insect extinction

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.