Cereal Savior Prints

While you were out I switched energy suppliers,dear.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Insect extinction

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"I go soggy in the bath."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal