Farm Savior Mugs

"Help! Ah, like now..."

Woman escapes with cats.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Insect extinction

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"That's it, I've lost all respect for the farm dog: I caught him rolling around in our manure!"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Shepherd

A solar powered cow.

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

Cow

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'Success has changed you.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"