Farm Documentary Lover Gifts

Jeff Hates Chick Flicks

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Milking the Cow.

Okay, dig that one up!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Twitter that!

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Easter Ham Free.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'How now, brown cow?'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'