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Jeff Hates Chick Flicks

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

D.I.Y SUCKS!