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A night at the moovies

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Dedication to excellence....

Okay, dig that one up!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I'm an enigma!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Tropical Cow Tank

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Chicken singing romantic songs

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Stop playing hard to get!'