Farmyard Film Buff Gifts

A night at the moovies

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Okay, dig that one up!

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I'm an enigma!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'The sty is falling!!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Costume Party.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Start talking."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Tropical Cow Tank

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."