Farmyard Theater Enthusiast Gifts

Chicken singing romantic songs

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Do kids eat free?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'The sty is falling!!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

Cow Pollen

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Costume Party.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Start talking."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Organ Donor Card

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Big egg.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."